<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482</id><updated>2011-04-22T00:48:35.339-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Jilly Bean</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-114483684607270507</id><published>2006-04-12T06:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T06:14:20.576-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What's that from? "What the fuck?"</title><content type='html'>So I had to get sick (and consequently lose my voice)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;2 days before I'm accompanying at a concert&lt;/li&gt;   &lt;li&gt;3 days before I have to give my senior oratorical speech&lt;/li&gt;   &lt;li&gt;4 days before I &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;leave for France&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; What. The. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-114483684607270507?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/114483684607270507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=114483684607270507' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/114483684607270507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/114483684607270507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2006/04/whats-that-from-what-fuck.html' title='What&apos;s that from? &quot;What the fuck?&quot;'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113987798377659572</id><published>2006-02-13T19:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-13T19:46:23.793-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Trust me, I know some groundhogs.</title><content type='html'>Just when all of us New Englanders were starting to think that maybe, just &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;maybe&lt;/span&gt; we would have a short winter despite Punxsutawney Phil's prediction, Mother Nature had to prove those dumb groundhogs right.&lt;br /&gt;While being snowed in yesterday, I watched the Olympics with the fam, who have been watching religiously since day 1, and I have to say that I'm strangely attracted to Shaun White, dubbed by the Italians: "the flying tomato". Yeah, okay, if tomatos exude hottness with the heat of a thousand&lt;a href="http://www.starwars.com/databank/technology/thermaldetonator/"&gt; thermal detonators&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113987798377659572?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113987798377659572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113987798377659572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113987798377659572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113987798377659572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2006/02/trust-me-i-know-some-groundhogs.html' title='Trust me, I know some groundhogs.'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113976549998868790</id><published>2006-02-12T12:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T12:32:18.243-05:00</updated><title type='text'>College Update</title><content type='html'>As of right now I've been accepted to URI, UNH and Memorial University of Newfoundland. I'm still waiting to hear from Boston University and McGill.&lt;br /&gt;I did some research today on Memorial and the city of St. John's (where Memorial U is located) and apparently St. John's is the Canadian equivalent of Seattle, weather-wise. Also, it is a 31 hour drive or a $400 plane ticket away from here. The option of coming home to do my laundry is...well...&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; an option.&lt;br /&gt;Not that it is for any of my schools that I might attend. I really, really, don't want to go to URI. And the more I think about UNH, the less appealing it becomes. It just seemed too quiet for me, and far too isolated. At least St. John's is a city, albeit a foggy, rainy, windy, snowy one.&lt;br /&gt;Also, a fun fact: George Street in St. John's has the most bars per square foot than any other street in North America. And the drinking age in Canada is 18.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113976549998868790?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113976549998868790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113976549998868790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113976549998868790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113976549998868790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2006/02/college-update.html' title='College Update'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113909412956838143</id><published>2006-02-04T17:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-05T09:55:52.980-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Shopping- a roller coaster ride of emotions</title><content type='html'>Strawberries, in its collection of a bazillion movies, does not have the two films I want.  &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;A Room With a View&lt;/span&gt; is way too deep and British for anyone in this small town to know about and god forbid someone gets sick of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;10 Things I Hate About You &lt;/span&gt;and sells it back to the store (Hell no, I'm not paying full price!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I bought a beautiful scarf at Target, favoritest of favorites, storest of stores. At least, I think it's a scarf. I'm not quite sure. It's at least 5 feet long, white, stretchy, and part of it is braided. Yes. The ends are braided so it looks like I have some kind of holy, sexy &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;whip&lt;/span&gt; hanging from my head. Now that I think about it, it's pretty strange. But you can't be held responsible for who (or what) you fall in love with, can you?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113909412956838143?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113909412956838143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113909412956838143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113909412956838143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113909412956838143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2006/02/shopping-roller-coaster-ride-of.html' title='Shopping- a roller coaster ride of emotions'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113382762409700633</id><published>2005-12-05T19:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-05T19:07:04.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I do love me some PBS</title><content type='html'>Nick and I finally get a moment alone together and what do we do? Do we stick our tongues down each others throats? Do we tear off our clothes and have wild, crazy sex? No. We turn on public television and watch &lt;a href="http://www.andrerieu.com/site/"&gt;Andre Rieu&lt;/a&gt;, live from Holland.&lt;br /&gt;You cannot tell me that normal seventeen year olds do this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113382762409700633?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113382762409700633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113382762409700633' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113382762409700633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113382762409700633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/12/i-do-love-me-some-pbs.html' title='I do love me some PBS'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113321608629213386</id><published>2005-11-28T17:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-28T17:14:46.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In retrospect...</title><content type='html'>Mom: I have advice: if your hair starts getting gray at 40, dye it.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Uhm. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;Dad: And I have advice too. If you start getting fat at 40, dye it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113321608629213386?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113321608629213386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113321608629213386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113321608629213386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113321608629213386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/11/in-retrospect.html' title='In retrospect...'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113314099191936120</id><published>2005-11-27T19:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-27T20:23:11.926-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yummy</title><content type='html'>Meredith: I've had Ovaltine before; it tastes like diarrhea in a cup.  And I didn't ask my mom for more.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113314099191936120?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113314099191936120/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113314099191936120' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113314099191936120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113314099191936120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/11/yummy.html' title='Yummy'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113249847673576189</id><published>2005-11-20T09:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-20T09:55:46.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.</title><content type='html'>Boy Behind Me While Walking To Locker After English: Well, tell her that if she comes to the party, she has to fuck me. I'm serious. If she comes, she has to have sex with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy Ahead of Me While Walking To Locker After English:How the fuck do you know I'm not Jesus? I could be. You could be. I am fucking Jesus.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113249847673576189?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113249847673576189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113249847673576189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113249847673576189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113249847673576189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/11/clowns-to-left-of-me-jokers-to-right.html' title='Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113189332155740363</id><published>2005-11-13T09:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T09:48:41.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bit of Wisdom</title><content type='html'>Ex-firefighter turned Biology teacher: There are no true atheists. I've seen a lot of people die, and no matter who they are or what they believe, their last words are always, "Please, God, help me."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113189332155740363?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113189332155740363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113189332155740363' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113189332155740363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113189332155740363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/11/bit-of-wisdom.html' title='Bit of Wisdom'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-113052437309477838</id><published>2005-10-28T14:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-28T14:32:53.103-04:00</updated><title type='text'>When I say 'pep rally', you say 'sucks'!</title><content type='html'>Fishburn: Okay, when the cheerleaders come out, we're going to cheer really loudly.  Ready? 3...2...1...&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;chlamydia!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-113052437309477838?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/113052437309477838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=113052437309477838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113052437309477838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/113052437309477838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/10/when-i-say-pep-rally-you-say-sucks.html' title='When I say &apos;pep rally&apos;, you say &apos;sucks&apos;!'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17909482.post-112958577863288048</id><published>2005-10-17T17:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-17T17:49:38.636-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You can call me Al</title><content type='html'>I used to have a Ken doll named Alan. He wasn't blonde and blue-eyed. In fact, he looked kind of Italian. I always liked him better than the other Kens because his head was like a ball in a socket in that it could swivel not just side-to-side, but also up-and-down.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17909482-112958577863288048?l=jllybean.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/feeds/112958577863288048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=17909482&amp;postID=112958577863288048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/112958577863288048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/17909482/posts/default/112958577863288048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jllybean.blogspot.com/2005/10/you-can-call-me-al.html' title='You can call me Al'/><author><name>Jill</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02451770070105704948</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://static.flickr.com/33/53495936_2bb4e42101_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
