Friday, October 28, 2005

When I say 'pep rally', you say 'sucks'!

Fishburn: Okay, when the cheerleaders come out, we're going to cheer really loudly. Ready? 3...2...1...chlamydia!

Monday, October 17, 2005

You can call me Al

I used to have a Ken doll named Alan. He wasn't blonde and blue-eyed. In fact, he looked kind of Italian. I always liked him better than the other Kens because his head was like a ball in a socket in that it could swivel not just side-to-side, but also up-and-down.